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From:  Daryl Stout (1:2320/33)
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Date: Fri, 07 January 2022 Hypnotism Gone Wrong Hypnotist at the Senior Center It was Entertainment Night at the Senior Center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist do his stuff....
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:2320/33)
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Date: Fri, 07 January 2022 How Do They Survive?? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets,"...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 04 September 2020 New BBS Disclaimer ......... as a public service for all harried sysops, is a standard disclaimer form, much like the "fine print" at the bottom of an automobile commercial: This BBS is an "as-is...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757.2)
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Date: Mon, 01 February 2021 Metric Dozen ( 1 2) Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies. Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . . Also, at any time, let me know if you're done with recei...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 30 October 2020 Allergic To Hospitals As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. O...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757)
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Date: Tue, 04 January 2022 Allergic To Hospitals > As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I > ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I > print it on an allergy band placed on the patient'...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:2320/33)
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Date: Tue, 04 January 2022 Allergic To Hospitals As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. O...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 16 November 2017 No Excuses Sunday A church had been steadily losing members on Sunday mornings...and each of them had a different excuse as to why they missed. So, they decided to have a "No Excuses Sunday"...& to acqu...
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From:  George Pope (1:2320/33)
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Date: Tue, 28 December 2021 No Excuses Sunday Re: No Excuses Sunday By: Daryl Stout to All on Thu Nov 04 2021 12:04 am Nice one! Then there was the church that was raising money for a small repair, & with all praying & fasting ...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757)
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Date: Mon, 27 December 2021 Metric Dozen Trying this again. . . Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies, personally curated by yours truly, the Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM. Please do comment as to which yo...
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From:  George Pope (1:2320/33)
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Date: Mon, 27 December 2021 New BBS Disclaimer Re: New BBS Disclaimer By: Daryl Stout to All on Thu Nov 04 2021 12:04 am You forgot "even if it accesses your bank and moves your entire balance off-shore 'somewhere'; this nly happens, ...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757)
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Date: Mon, 27 December 2021 Metric Dozen and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:2320/33)
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Date: Thu, 09 December 2021 Metric Dozen (2nd today) George, GP> Been working through a backlog of my sources, so here's another edition GP> on top of my earlier one: You're on a roll...not sure if it's sweet...or if you're just bagelin...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757.2)
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Date: Wed, 08 December 2021 Metric Dozen (2nd today) Been working through a backlog of my sources, so here's another edition on top of my earlier one: Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies, personally curated by yours...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757.2)
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Date: Wed, 08 December 2021 Metric Dozen Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies, personally curated by yours truly, the Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM. Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:2320/33)
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Date: Sun, 28 November 2021 Send Him To Grade 5 A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757.2)
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Date: Tue, 30 November 2021 Metric Dozen Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies. Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . . Also, at any time, let me know if you're done with recei...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:2320/33)
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Date: Mon, 22 November 2021 Revenge On Telemarketers Ron, RL> I remember getting calls from "Microsoft" at work. (I worked in the RL> I.T Dept of a large mid-western retailers.) Needless to say, I wasn't RL> happy with the s...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 22 September 2020 Revenge On Telemarketers Revenge On Telemarketers: 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?"...
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From:  Ron Lauzon (1:275/89)
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Date: Mon, 22 November 2021 Revenge On Telemarketers -=> Daryl Stout wrote to All <=- DS> Revenge On Telemarketers: I remember getting calls from "Microsoft" at work. (I worked in the I.T Dept of a large mid-western retailers...
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