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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Mon, 02 January 2023 Marriage go-round Reader's Digest Joke of the Day After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, "Be quiet for a little while." His read, "Talk whil...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Sat, 31 December 2022 Picture this Reader's Digest Joke of the Day Mr. and Mrs. Shaw were on safari in Africa, walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw, dragging her off. &quo...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Tue, 06 December 2022 Gone fishin' Reader's Digest Joke of the Day Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. RD Issue: October 2008 (C) 2022 Trusted Media...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Fri, 02 December 2022 All the way with LBJ Reader's Digest Joke of the Day "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her way. Second, let her have it." --Lyndo...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Sun, 01 January 2023 #1 Hello George! ** On Saturday 31.12.22 - 21:11, George Pope wrote to All: GP> Note all are labeled #1 as they're all important -- GP> #1: You must (re)read these every time you see the...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Sun, 01 January 2023 Zen koans for the Internet age Reader's Digest Joke of the Day * If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating? * What is the sound of no hands texting? * If nobody likes your selfie, what is the valu...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757)
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Date: Sat, 31 December 2022 Xmas :D > What kind of music to Christmas elves like? Wrap. > You don't wanna be trapped in a small room with Santa. You > could get clausterphobia. > Elves are always defending the shape of t...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757)
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Date: Sat, 31 December 2022 Gone fishin' > Reader's Digest Joke of the Day > Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will > sit in a boat and drink beer all day. > RD Issue: October 2008 > (...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757)
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Date: Sat, 31 December 2022 All the way with LBJ > Reader's Digest Joke of the Day > "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. > First, let her think she's having her way. Second, let her have it.&q...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757)
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Date: Sat, 31 December 2022 Monthly posting of the rules & guidelines (updated) First off, WELCOME if you're a newcomer, or anoldcomer, recently returned; I appreciate everyonein this echo -- you're why I bother for as little as they pay me! YOU are worth it! (sure, that co...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:2320/33)
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Date: Fri, 30 December 2022 Before You Marry Jay, JH> Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer JH> with slow internet to see who they really are. --Will Ferrell JH> RD Issue: June 2021 My late wi...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Fri, 30 December 2022 Motherly love Reader's Digest Joke of the Day About a week after my son left for boot training, I happened to go into his room for an afternoon nap. His bed was still warm and cozy, and I seemed to feel his pr...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Thu, 29 December 2022 Matching wedding bandwidths Reader's Digest Joke of the Day Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. --Will Ferrell RD Issue: June 2021 (C) 2022 ...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Wed, 28 December 2022 Cracking up Reader's Digest Joke of the Day Scene: A morning with my six-year-old granddaughter, Emma. Me: Would you like bacon and eggs for breakfast? Emma:I only like eggs when they're mixed with something...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Tue, 27 December 2022 Doctor, doctor Reader's Digest Joke of the Day Randy Pausch is a renowned computer science professor, but that didn't carry much weight with his mother. After he got his PhD, she introduced him to friends by sa...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Mon, 26 December 2022 No honeymoon? Reader's Digest Joke of the Day The English language often got the better of my German grandfather, a pastor. During one service, he announced that two members of his flock were getting married. ...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Sun, 25 December 2022 Career move Reader's Digest Joke of the Day With a pile of 300 resumes on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on 50 and toss the rest. "Throw away 250 resumes?&quo...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Sat, 24 December 2022 Xmas :D What kind of music to Christmas elves like? Wrap. You don't wanna be trapped in a small room with Santa. You could get clausterphobia. Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. The...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Sat, 24 December 2022 Landing gear Reader's Digest Joke of the Day The topic of the day at Army Airborne School was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. We had just gotten to the part about reserve parachutes when an...
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From:  Jay Harris (1:229/664)
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Date: Thu, 22 December 2022 Figure of speech Reader's Digest Joke of the Day After writing a speech for class, my daughter asked for input. I listened to her talk about sexually transmitted diseases, then gave my opinion. "It's great,&...
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