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![]() From: Shawn Highfield (1:229/452) To: n/a Date: Sat, 31 December 2022 New year -=> Atreyu wrote to All <=- At> So... whats everyone's jerk-off plans for 2023? Andrea is sick so doing fuck all tonight. Other then that, back to work Monday-Friday until I drop dea... |
![]() From: Atreyu (1:229/426) To: n/a Date: Fri, 30 December 2022 New year So... whats everyone's jerk-off plans for 2023? Atreyu --- Renegade vY2Ka2 * Origin: "Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!" (1:229/426) ... |
![]() From: Atreyu (1:229/426) To: n/a Date: Thu, 17 November 2022 A new box of Kleenex Any good porn sites other than Pornhub, xvideos, redtube? Atreyu --- Renegade vY2Ka2 * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426) ... |
![]() From: My mother's right index finger (2:292/854) To: n/a Date: Wed, 09 November 2022 Anyone Any news about the mid-term erection results ? --- DB4 - 20220519 * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854) ... |
![]() From: Utopian Galt (1:218/109) To: n/a Date: Fri, 29 July 2022 I hope. I hope none of us get Schlong Covid. --- WWIV 5.5.1.3261 * Origin: Inland Utopia BBS * iutopia.duckdns.org:2023 (1:218/109) ... |
![]() From: Utopian Galt (1:218/109) To: n/a Date: Tue, 19 July 2022 Hot weather if you are not the owner of a third leg, just remember do not put an iced lolli up your ya know. Doctors are saying its a horrible idea. --- WWIV 5.5.1.3261 * Origin: Inland Utopia BBS * iut... |
![]() From: Erection Coordinator (2:292/854) To: n/a Date: Mon, 13 June 2022 A message from Nero-software Got a message from Nero-software today ... "We have what you want".. So I answered "A clean shaven pussy, well washed and peed only once for the oyster-taste". Nero repli... |
![]() From: Atreyu (1:229/426) To: n/a Date: Thu, 09 June 2022 Toilets My favourite kind is the one at work with the electronic sensor which determines if I'm about to wipe my ass. Its supposed to flush the moment when you move off the seat. But it always flushes b... |
![]() From: Erection Coordinator (2:292/854) To: n/a Date: Thu, 02 June 2022 Vacuum cleaner As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a vacuumcleaner? As the saying goes: Hoover sucks, so ... --- DB4 - 20220519 * Origin: I know places where no-one will fi... |
![]() From: Shawn Highfield (1:229/452) To: n/a Date: Sat, 04 June 2022 Vacuum cleaner -=> Jay Harris wrote to Shawn Highfield <=- JH> That begs the question, what could you get for an iced capp? Or do we JH> want to know? I don't think you want to know. I asked o... |
![]() From: Shawn Highfield (1:229/452) To: n/a Date: Fri, 03 June 2022 Vacuum cleaner -=> Atreyu wrote to Erection Coordinator <=- EC> As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a EC> vacuumcleaner? At> Not worth the effort. Better to find... |
![]() From: Erection Coordinator (2:292/854) To: n/a Date: Sat, 28 May 2022 According to my newspaper... According to my newspaper, today is international masturbation day today ... So ... how have y'all been doing so far? Pls remember, Pope John-Paul II said that masturbation is OK as long as th... |
![]() From: Atreyu (1:229/426) To: n/a Date: Tue, 17 May 2022 Amber Heard She's kinda hot and batshit-crazy enough that I'd do her. Atreyu --- Renegade vY2Ka2 * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426) ... |
![]() From: My mother's right index finger (2:292/854) To: n/a Date: Tue, 17 May 2022 Amber Heard A> Just change the bedsheets after, she likes to leave "surprises". That's why you need to save cardboard boxes ... Mmrif --- DB4 - 20220517 * Origin: I know places where no-... |
![]() From: Shawn Highfield (1:229/452) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 May 2022 Poop Such a big poop last night I can't shit this morning. Whole day is ruined. --- Talisman v0.36-dev (Windows/x86) * Origin: Tiny's BBS II - tinysbbs.com:4323/ssh:4322 (1:229/452) ... |
![]() From: Shawn Highfield (1:229/452.19) To: n/a Date: Sun, 27 March 2022 RE[2]: Coming for you A> On 25 Mar 22 11:08:12, The Ghost In The Walls said the following to Tiny: TG>> I am coming to get you. A> I came last night. I don't have the energy to even try. lol --- ... |
![]() From: Erection Coordinator (2:292/854) To: n/a Date: Sat, 26 March 2022 Everything for peace If gathering in groups to pray for peace is OK, then how about group masturbation for peace ? --- DB4 - 20220222 * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854) ... |
![]() From: The Ghost in the walls (1:229/452) To: n/a Date: Fri, 25 March 2022 Coming for you I am coming to get you. I will win! You will soon be awake! --- Ezycom V3.00 01FB001F * Origin: Tiny's BBS - telnet://tinysbbs.com:3023 (1:229/452) ... |
![]() From: Atreyu (1:229/426) To: n/a Date: Sat, 26 February 2022 This sucks Too much war. Not enough jerking off. Atreyu --- Renegade vY2Ka2 * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426) ... |
![]() From: Atreyu (1:229/426) To: n/a Date: Sun, 13 February 2022 Jennifer Lopez I could definately throw a load into her... Atreyu --- Renegade vY2Ka2 * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426) ... |