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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 07 July 2021 Hypnotism Gone Wrong Hypnotist at the Senior Center It was Entertainment Night at the Senior Center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist do his stuff....
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 07 July 2021 How Do They Survive?? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets,"...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 04 July 2021 Allergic To Hospitals As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. O...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 04 July 2021 More Headline Bloopers Some real newspaper headlines: 1.. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter. 2.. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says. 3.. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. 4.. Iraqi Head Se...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 04 July 2021 Diary Of A Snow Lover Diary Of A Snow Lover December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It...
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From:  Ward Dossche (2:292/854)
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Date: Thu, 01 July 2021 Rules If the moderator were to post rules here, could we consider it as being a joke ... \%/@rd --- DB4 - Jun 14 2021 * Origin: Hou het veilig, hou vol. Het komt allemaal weer goed (2:292/854) ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 Forrest Gump In Heaven The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 A Different Grand Wizard An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 A Good Night's Sleep The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 The Goldfish Funeral Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, He politely asked, "What are you up to there,...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 Why God Made Moms Why God Made Moms Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean th...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 The Athiest And The Monster An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. T...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 Nothing To Sneeze At They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as the...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 You're Getting Older When... From "Laughter Never Gets Old"... You know you're getting older when... The exits on the highway note "Memory Lane - Next Left" and "Senior Moment - Next Right". ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 30 June 2021 Good News And Bad News From "Laughter Never Gets Old"... Good News and Bad News... *** Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river. Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current. *** Good ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Mon, 28 June 2021 Why Americans Should Stay Home WHY AMERICANS SHOULD NEVER BE LET OUT OF THE COUNTRY Actual comments from US travel agents...... I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Mon, 28 June 2021 Illegal Firearm Usage The Deer Hunt: SATURDAY: --------- 1:00 AM Alarm clock rings 2:00 AM Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of warm bed 2:30 AM Throw everything except kitchen sink in pickup 3:0...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Mon, 28 June 2021 Fun Before The Flight Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard and/or r...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Mon, 28 June 2021 The Honeymoon Is Over A couple was approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband was looking around the house to find something to give his wife for their golden wedding anniversary. She told him that "her...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 11 November 2017 The Fat Bible And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And...
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