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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Mon, 26 July 2021 Hot Weather And Cars August, DS> IT'S SO HOT ... DS> You discover that in July it only takes two fingers to DS> steer your car. AA> Ah.. I seem to remember such a thing. But today's cars (perhaps...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 25 July 2021 New Businesses From Merge August, DS> Watch for these consolidations in 2020: AA> All pretty funny! I really enjoyed the Laugh-In segment when AA> they did something like that. You bet your sweet bippy...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Sun, 25 July 2021 New Businesses From Mergers Hello Daryl Stout! ** On Sunday 25.07.21 - 00:03, Daryl Stout wrote to All: DS> Watch for these consolidations in 2020: DS> * Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, ...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Sun, 25 July 2021 It Is So Hot, That... Hello Daryl Stout! ** On Sunday 25.07.21 - 00:04, Daryl Stout wrote to All: DS> IT'S SO HOT ... DS> You discover that in July it only takes two fingers to DS> steer your car. ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 25 July 2021 It Is So Hot, That... IT'S SO HOT ... The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. H...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 25 July 2021 New Businesses From Mergers From the Hee Haw Roadhouse Facebook Page: For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers, so that you can get in on the ground floor, and make some BIG bucks. Watch f...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 25 July 2020 Think You're Stupid?? If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 199...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 22 July 2021 Changing A Light Bulb Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 22 July 2021 Suspicious Law Firms Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff... Document Destruction Specialists ......
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 22 July 2021 Famous Last Words FAMOUS LAST WORDS "I know good mushrooms when I see them!" "Don't worry, the ones that bark a lot don't bite." "Bungee jumping is perfectly safe. Here, I'll show ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 22 July 2020 Eating In The 50's From a Facebook post... EATING IN THE FIFTIES Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti. Curry was a surname. A take-away was a mathematical problem. Pizza? Sounds like ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 13 August 2020 Kids And Rednecks Kids Say The Darndest Things JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' M...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 16 July 2021 Kids And Rednecks Kids Say The Darndest Things JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' M...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 10 July 2021 P.C. Ways Of Stupidity Politically correct ways of saying someone "doesn't have it altogether": He never had a full box of crayons as a kid. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Me...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 10 July 2021 P.C. Football The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now on, no offensive team names will be permitted. While the owners of the team rush to change uniforms and such, the National Footb...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 10 July 2021 The Polio Shot A young boy was getting his third polio shot. "Which arm would you like it to be in??" the doctor asked. "Mother's!!" replied the boy. -- Tal Bonham --- SBBSecho 3.14...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 10 July 2021 Having A Sysop As A Pet Having A Sysop As A Pet Courtesy Of: Fred Hunt, KK5AA ======================= ============================= From the Feb. 1998 issue of "Wavelengths", the monthly newsletter...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 10 July 2021 The Transfer Of Pain A certain man was taking his wife to the hospital to deliver their first child. The doctor wanted the couple to know if they wanted to try out a new medical technology...which would transfer all the...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 10 July 2021 Computer Failure Haikus In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction and inscrutable rules. Each poem has only th...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 30 October 2020 Hollywood Squares Humor These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, ...
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