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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Tue, 10 August 2021 Various Things George, GP> I don't have a copy, but you can always check online -- or your local GP> library, for the ebook version? I don't have a utility for ebooks...can one just get that for a l... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Mon, 13 November 2017 Diary Of A Snow Lover (  1 2)
Diary Of A Snow Lover
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes
drift down from heaven. It loo...
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 November 2020 How Do They Survive?? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets,"... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Thu, 16 July 2020 A Day Off So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you're asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per we... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Sat, 07 August 2021 Operating System Beer Shamefully stolen from the back of Dec 1995 Personal Computer World. DOS Beer ======== Requires you to use your own can opener and that you read the directions carefully before opening the can... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Sat, 07 August 2021 Only In America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America....... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Sat, 07 August 2021 Tragedy Of Online Addiction THE TRAGEDY OF AN ON-LINE ADDICTION by Steve King "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Fri, 06 August 2021 Various Things George, GP> No worries; happy you go through it okay & they seem to have fixed you GP> up okay. . . At least for now. They didn't do any surgery on me...I think if blockage would... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Mon, 05 July 2021 The 9 Parts Of Speech George, GP> Welcome to English where only the poorest of words have a single GP> definition. GP> I love this language! (only 'cause I know it so well!) Here's a deal I learned ... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Sun, 04 July 2021 Hollywood Squares Humor These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, ... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Mon, 19 October 2020 A Crappy Sales Call ( 1 2)
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
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From: August Abolins (1:396/45.29) To: n/a Date: Thu, 05 August 2021 Various Things Hello George Pope! ** On Wednesday 04.08.21 - 18:56, George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout: GP> Isn't "bless your heart" the friendly Su'thern way of saying F' You? LOL. >&g... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 August 2021 What Not To Name Your Dog Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover, Boy" or such. I call mine "Sex", and he has caused me a lot of embarassment. When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told th... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 August 2021 No Excuses Sunday A church had been steadily losing members on Sunday mornings...and each of them had a different excuse as to why they missed. So, they decided to have a "No Excuses Sunday"...& to acqu... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 August 2021 Thou Shalt Not Bicycle Two preachers in a small country town were having lunch at a local restaurant. One turned to the other, and commented that he looked very upset. The depressed minister explained that he thought... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 August 2021 Changes In Technology For those who have friends who are not on Facebook and/or Twitter...and wondering if they should join either one or both...this should answer their question. Those of us in our 50's or older can ... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 August 2021 Signs You're A New Sysop You just might be a first-time BBS SysOp if... your BBS' opening screen contains the word "Shareware," "Unregistered," or "Evaluation Copy." your caller's ar... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 04 August 2021 New BBS Disclaimer ......... as a public service for all harried sysops, is a standard disclaimer form, much like the "fine print" at the bottom of an automobile commercial: This BBS is an "as-is... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 28 July 2021 Breast Milk Advantages Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, wa... |
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From: Daryl Stout (1:19/33) To: n/a Date: Wed, 28 July 2021 Too Many Kids Three men are waiting at the hospital for their wives to have babies. After what seems an eternity, the nurse finally walks into the waiting room and goes up to the first guy and says "Cong... |