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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 07 April 2021 Hypnotism Gone Wrong Hypnotist at the Senior Center It was Entertainment Night at the Senior Center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist do his stuff....
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 07 April 2021 How Do They Survive?? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets,"...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 29 July 2020 Nothing To Sneeze At They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as the...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 30 March 2021 Good News And Bad News From "Laughter Never Gets Old"... Good News and Bad News... *** Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river. Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current. *** Good ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 22 July 2020 Eat What You Like (a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the ...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Sat, 03 April 2021 makes no cents Hello George Pope! ** On Friday 02.04.21 - 07:45, George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout: GP> Interesting; I learned that unrolled coins, yp to the value GP> of a half roll arre legal tender,...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Mon, 05 April 2021 makes no cents Hello George! [re: coins rolled vs loose] >> ..That's the sort of thing that would encourage me to use >> crypto and bypass the heavy-weight Bank of Canada. GP> But crypto is...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Mon, 05 April 2021 makes no cents Hello George! GP> ...I used to have that ol' Canadianguilt, too, as I'd h old GP> up linles to verify a price, especially when Scanning Ciode GP> Of Practice medant they had to give...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757.2)
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Date: Mon, 01 February 2021 Metric Dozen Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies. Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . . Also, at any time, let me know if you're done with recei...
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From:  August Abolins (1:396/45.29)
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Date: Sun, 04 April 2021 makes no cents Hello George! ** On Sunday 04.04.21 - 09:19, youu wrote: GP> My bank taff mentioned it; I'm not a trusting sort, so I GP> looked up Canada's Bak Act (1913, IIRC) & rewad it to find ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 04 April 2021 Allergic To Hospitals As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. O...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 04 April 2021 Hollywood Squares Humor These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 04 April 2021 More Headline Bloopers Some real newspaper headlines: 1.. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter. 2.. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says. 3.. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. 4.. Iraqi Head Se...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sun, 04 April 2021 Diary Of A Snow Lover Diary Of A Snow Lover December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It...
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From:  JIMMY ANDERSON (1:116/18)
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Date: Fri, 26 March 2021 spouses -=> George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout <=- GP> Q: Why do huysbands typically die before wives? GP> A: They WANT TO! GP> Q: Why is divorce so expensive? GP> A: It's WORTH it...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 22 July 2020 Eating In The 50's From a Facebook post... EATING IN THE FIFTIES Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti. Curry was a surname. A take-away was a mathematical problem. Pizza? Sounds like ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 29 July 2020 Why God Made Moms Why God Made Moms Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean th...
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From:  George Pope (1:153/757.2)
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Date: Tue, 30 March 2021 Metric Dozen Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies. Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . . Also, at any time, let me know if you're done with recei...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 29 July 2020 Good News And Bad News From "Laughter Never Gets Old"... Good News and Bad News... *** Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river. Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current. *** Good ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 30 March 2021 Forrest Gump In Heaven The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter ...
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