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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 07 November 2020 Computer Failure Haikus In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction and inscrutable rules. Each poem has only th...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 07 November 2020 Computer Failure Haikus In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction and inscrutable rules. Each poem has only th...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 04 November 2020 Hypnotism Gone Wrong Hypnotist at the Senior Center It was Entertainment Night at the Senior Center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist do his stuff....
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 04 November 2020 How Do They Survive?? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets,"...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 04 November 2020 Hypnotism Gone Wrong Hypnotist at the Senior Center It was Entertainment Night at the Senior Center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist do his stuff....
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 04 November 2020 How Do They Survive?? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets,"...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 30 October 2020 Allergic To Hospitals As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. O...
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Date: Fri, 30 October 2020 Hollywood Squares Humor These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 30 October 2020 More Headline Bloopers Some real newspaper headlines: 1.. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter. 2.. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says. 3.. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. 4.. Iraqi Head Se...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 30 October 2020 Diary Of A Snow Lover Diary Of A Snow Lover December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It...
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 The Tunnel An old army general and a young private got on the train. The only vacant seats were in the back of the car, facing an elderly lady, and her granddaughter. During the day, they all became very well ...
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 The TB Versus TP Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked h...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 Bird Puns From Tiff Tiff's winning entry is typical of her writing. Here is one she posted to PUNY about a year ago: WARNING: For those of you who are tired of bird puns, do not sCROW down! It's not too late to TER...
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 The Letter To my darling Husband. I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what ...
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 Tax Deductions This is a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of last year's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, and credits. We believe the letter speaks for itself.] Dear Sirs: I a...
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 Several Puns Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoon's. The stewardess looks at them and says "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger". Did you hear that...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 Sex On Sunday Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfa...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 Proof Of Stupidity Proof of Stupidity In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. 1. On Sears hairdryer: &qu...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 The Light Turned Yellow THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through th...
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Date: Thu, 29 October 2020 Senior Citizens Believe it or not, old folks, senior citizens, or whatever they're known by, are worth a fortune!! Consider...they have SILVER in their hair, GOLD in their teeth, STONES in their kidneys, LEAD in ...
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