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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 29 September 2020 New Work Policies MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES NEW COMPANY POLICIES: SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to c...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 29 September 2020 Paying For Windows Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that Expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call From the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the W...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 29 September 2020 Why Be A Sysop?? The Top Ten Reasons to be a SysOp 1. You secretly enjoy abuse 2. You really have no other life 3. You have all this computer hardware "just laying around" 4. You enjoy throwi...
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Date: Tue, 29 September 2020 Wedding Humor A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 29 September 2020 Warning Labels In 1997, Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch (M-LAW) began a contest to expose how frivolous lawsuits, and a concern about potential frivolous lawsuits, have led to a new cultural phenomenon: the wacky war...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 Several Puns Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoon's. The stewardess looks at them and says "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger". Did you hear that...
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 Sex On Sunday Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfa...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 Proof Of Stupidity Proof of Stupidity In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. 1. On Sears hairdryer: &qu...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 The Light Turned Yellow THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through th...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 Senior Citizens Believe it or not, old folks, senior citizens, or whatever they're known by, are worth a fortune!! Consider...they have SILVER in their hair, GOLD in their teeth, STONES in their kidneys, LEAD in ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 A Snail Party A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 A Snail Party A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 The Short Essay A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: 1) religion 2) royalty 3) sex 4) suspense The prize-winning essay read: "My God,...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 The Following Lady Timmy was a little five year old boy.His Mom loved him very much, and being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten. She walked him to school the fi...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 Excuses For Abscence These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Fri, 25 September 2020 SAT Exam Answers Much of these "SAT answers" have also been noted in "Anguished English" by Richard Lederer. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one ...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Tue, 22 September 2020 Revenge On Telemarketers Revenge On Telemarketers: 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?"...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 19 September 2020 Loud Rap Music From "Laughter Never Gets Old"... I was listening to some rap music this afternoon. Not that I had a choice...it was coming out of a jeep 4 miles away. -- Nick DePaulo --- SB...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Sat, 19 September 2020 Rapunzel In A Tiff The ""Puniest of Show" winner at the 23rd Annual O. Henry Punoff May 7th in Austin was a runaway for Tiffany Wimberley who scored 38 points (out of 40 possible) 2nd and 3rd places rec...
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From:  Daryl Stout (1:19/33)
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Date: Wed, 16 September 2020 Not Horsing Around One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a quarter horse?" ...
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